Jan with yellow flowers on his eyes. Photo by Yellow Petal Photo.

I’m Jan.*

I make a lot of art that I like so I don’t go crazy.

I try to sell my art so my house doesn’t look like I am crazy.

Thanks.

*It’s Jan like jam, not Jan like yawn.

Bad poems for good people

A bad poem has the ability to change someone’s life, or impact it a little bit, or perhaps cause some brief excitement at the sight of mail that does not appear to be a bill, then ultimately, and more accurately cause a slight inconvenience to the recipient.

After all those emotional letdowns, the owner will hold the poem in their hands, and know deep down, that they are a good person. For it is against local government bylaw in all jurisdictions to send a bad poem for good people to a bad person. (Unless you have exact change, then I can't see why we would hold your past aggressions against you, plus, maybe you'll change.)

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